gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via tealightfultima)

insanity-and-vanity:

The only appropriate response to “trends men hate”

(Source: lerosier, via madame-de-fer)

gotham-pretty:

I have about 300 messages in my ask box inquiring as to what happened post roommate-manager incident here you go you vultures

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

(via heybabysosad)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via agentgraham)

nitohri:

if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem

(Source: nitohri, via pumpkinsnuffle)

dipsetflag:

banduluu:

People still say no bueno? :/

Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

(Source: dettolmami, via falloutboyonboy)

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via kellywat)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: liloury, via kellywat)

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

(via agentgraham)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via isfahaneyes)

whatebur:

America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.

(via ahappymuslimah)